Catholic church pledges €10m to ‘support’ abuse victims

Finally the church is admitting some culpability for the generations of abuse, and doing something about it. Good on them.

But what about the actual application of this pledge? How exactly will this €10 million be spent? Counselling? Some shelters for abused children? A warm bed and a comforting hand on their shoulder, snaking inside their shirt, tugging at their waistband, hoarse smelly breath panting in their ear.

Thank you very much, but I think the world has had enough of your help. We know you’ve been sexually retarded as a result of suffering abuse yourselves, but please fellas: Hands off.

As a result of the grievous wrong of abuse, for many survivors their faith in God and the Church has been profoundly damagedsaid Ireland’s senior churchman, Cardinal Sean Brady.

Well at least he has his priorities right: The major concern with sexual abuse is that paedophile priests might cause people to question their faith.

Well, it’s good to know that something positive has come from it all.

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